Happyphone did me a blow job so I shaved his bush near the dick.
Next: You are in Texas, Dallas the police there have killed many gangsters etc. Someday you see a police office and it is your worst enemie so you .... and get in ... and get ...
You are in the town and you are angry and a little boy ask you for 3$ and you break his nose. You are on an insane killstreak on MW2, must be a MW2 record or something, when suddenly electricity goes down and then you go out and ...
You are on an insane killstreak on MW2, must be a MW2 record or something, when suddenly electricity goes down and then you go out and you are screaming:"FUCK YOU INFINITY WARD!!!"
Next: You are on the toilet and you're playing PSP when ...
You are walking on a street, minding your own business, then you break into a toilet and grab someones PSP, then you sell it on ebay for 100$ to buy things for people in japan.
Next: You changed from Windows to Ubuntu 10.10 and you want to use JDownloader to download Windows 7 Enterprise x64 when ...
You changed from Windows to Ubuntu 10.10 and you want to use JDownloader to download Windows 7 Enterprise x64 when CSI breaks into your apartment and starts investigating something.
Imagine you're going out with a beautiful girl when she whispers to you about the transsexual operation she had a year before and you faint.
NEXT: You pretend to be a Doctor cuz you have to kill a patient in the hospital, you sneak in and just about when you're about to kill him, the real doctor walks by and you...
You pretend to be a Doctor cuz you have to kill a patient in the hospital, you sneak in and just about when you're about to kill him, the real doctor walks by and you kill them both and then leave.
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